Myspace sucks. I just wrote this blog and it screwed up so it got erased. dammit!
Anyway, here I go again.
Saturday the weather was particularly nice so I decided to take Dewey for a walk around the neighborhood. It was the first time he really got to go outside other than just to the car so he was particularly enjoying himself. I didn't even get half way down my block when this kid rides his bike up to me and slows down. There was a breif conversation, here's how it went:
kid: (something inaudible)
me: What?
kid: what school do you go to?
(surely I didn't hear him correctly)
me: What school do I go to?
kid: yeah.
*long pause*
(at this point I am completely confused. Is he serious? Assuming he is, should I be sarcastic, serious, make something up for my own amusment?)
I'm not exactly sure what I said at this point but I blurted out something like "I'm 24 years old, I don't go to school."
kid: oh (rides away)
me: What?
kid: what school do you go to?
(surely I didn't hear him correctly)
me: What school do I go to?
kid: yeah.
*long pause*
(at this point I am completely confused. Is he serious? Assuming he is, should I be sarcastic, serious, make something up for my own amusment?)
I'm not exactly sure what I said at this point but I blurted out something like "I'm 24 years old, I don't go to school."
kid: oh (rides away)
Of course later on I thought of about 100 better things to have said, but come on, he totally caught me off guard.
A teenager not only mistook me for a teen but tried to pick me up! That's halarious! I don't even get carded at the bar anymore. How flattering. :o)
Also on this walk, I found a real estate sign with the name 'Dick Longwish' on it. funny.
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